This is Spyro here in the Mushroom Kingdom. I'm here to get the behind the scenes look at everyones favorite hero, *cough* plumber *cough* Mario!!! Now here he is,
Mario!!
Spyro: Hey Mario
Mario: Hey.....*looks at cue card* Spyro!
Spyro: So, I've heard that you are a plumber, is this true?
Mario: What do you think, idiot?
Spyro: Uh...ook. So uh, this Peach, who is she?
Mario: Well um, she is a good friend of mine. But shes always getting kidnapped and
can get really annoying sometimes.
Spyro: Next Question: I've heard that in your spare time you try to beat up Bowser.
Mario: Well hes'a a good'a guy. He just wants to kill everyone and kidnap people. But
he's still a good-a guy!
Spyro: Are you sure? I mean, hes always trying to burn you and kill Peach.
Mario: Yes, I'm sure, hes just kind of evil and bent on world domination....oh! Yeah,
your right.
Spyro: So your weight problem, since when has it been an issue?
Mario: Weight problem?! What weight problem!? I've got a pure 6-pack going here!
Spyro: Uh....Riiiight.
Mario: I'm glad you see it my way now.
Spyro: So, of all the professions you could have picked, you picked a plumber?
Why the hell are you a plumber!?
Mario: What! A plumbers a great job! How can you insult a plumber? Next time you have
a clogged toilet, fix it yourself!
Spyro: Fine, I will! You probably never went to college either.
Mario: What!? I went to college! The finest in the land! Plumbers University!
Spyro: My point exactly.
Mario: What! Thats it! This interview is OVER!
*Jazz Music comes on*
~One 20 dollar bill later~
Spyro: And we're back! Mario has agreed to continue the interview.
Mario: You got that right!
Spyro: So, Mario, I know that in one of your latest games, you had to clean the
environment. Why was this?
Mario: The folks at Nintendo or something like that wanted to stop pollution. So,
after a bit of convincing, I agreed.
Spyro: One last thing, your brother, Luigi. Do you like him?
Mario: Luigi? Hmm, hes ok. I hate how hes taller than me though! I've been trying to
avoid that conflict forever. I even have some platform shoes!
Spyro: Platform.....shoes?
Mario: Yeah, I wear them so Luigi isn't always looking down at me. Though whenever
I walk around I always hear someone snickering. It must be my sense of humor!
Spyro: Snickering? I can't imagine why.
Mario: Hey, niether can I!
Spyro: Well, its been great, but our time is up. See you next week!
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