And we're here, coming to you live from behind a cardboard desk in an alley, with a sign above, saying ‘Speedyz Inntervues’, bringing you our co-host, Speedy!
Speedy: Hey people, and welcome to another one of our classic interviews! ^^ I’m your host, Speedy, and our special guest, one of the most classic N64 stars.....BOMBERMAN!!!!! -is saying all this from behind cardboard desk in an alley, with a sign above, saying ‘Speedyz Inntervues’- So how does it feel to be here today, Bomberman?
Bomberman: um..... I like......uh........the renovations??
Speedy: -sniffle- stupid baby Bowser....... -_-‘
Speedy: So, what do you like best about your job?
Bomberman: Um... well... I do get to blow stuff up... and... I get explosive stuff!! ^^
Speedy: You do? Wow, I didn’t know that one!!! >_>.... Who are your best friends from working with???
Bomberman: I would have to say Mario. He fixed my toilet. Or was that Kirby?
Speedy: O.o I don’t want to know how Kirby cleaned it -_-
Bomberman: What?!
Speedy: Never mind...
Speedy: So... um... –shuffles through notes- I hear that you enjoy playing guitar.
Bomberman: Who the heck gave you that crappy info?!
Speedy: Your agent... why? Is it wrong?
Bomberman: No. I just don’t think a video game guy playing guitar is very interesting. I mean, so what that we have a band that’s ready to perform backstage at your command?
Speedy: Yeah. You’re right. –whispers-
Bomberman: -points to dumpster with the word “Backstage” on it-
Speedy: I didn’t put that there. Oh well. Anyways.
Speedy: Weren’t you in that crescent roll commercial?
Bomberman: uh... hehehehe....ehh....
Bomberman: -pushes button on an earpiece- >.> We’ve got another one, call the tranquilizers.
Speedy: haha, you know, the one where they poke your belly and you go ‘hoo-hoo!’
Bomberman: >:-O I AM NOT THE PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY!!!!!
Speedy: Oh. Jeez. You don’t have to get so emotional. I just ASSUMED from your large stomach that you were that Dough Guy!!!
Bomberman: -_-‘ You do know why they call me Bomberman. Right?
Speedy: Um... WW2 veteran? Right? Am I right? Yea-ya, I’m so right! Oh yea. Who’s good? Speedeh’s good!
Bomberman: -fingers a grenade behind his white uniform-
Er...Dump Truck FX: BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! –Garbage truck backs into the dumpster, and loads the dumpster into it’s back-
From inside the dumpster: “Whoa!! Not cool!” “I think I just ate my guitar pick, yo!”
Speedy: Um.... That’s it for today’s show, until next time. This is Speedy, signing off. Good nigh- AUGH!!!
-people with tranquilizer guns show up-
Tranquilizer dude: We’re here to take you away....wait..... SPEEDY?!!?!
-pulls out autograph book-
-THIS PROGRAM HAS BEEN INTERUPTED FOR A SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN-
Spyro: I’m here to announce..........um...... wait, never mind.
-Fiddles with pen-
Spyro: He he, um... that’s today’s show. Bye!
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