Spyro: Hey everyone! Since Speedy has wrecked our past sets, I have set up a secret studio to conduct today's interview. The only guy I could find wa- er..I mean, please welcome our much esteemed guest, Banjo the bear!
Spyro: Hey Banjo, hows it going?
Banjo: I'm doing pretty good, Spyro, enjoying a vacation before the next game.
Spyro: er..How do you know there will be a "next game"? The last games were pretty horri- er... I mean, they were good, do you think they would want to risk ruining the series by making another one?
Banjo: Well, yeah, Grunty's going to want to get revenge again. So me and Kazooie have been vacationing while it lasts.
Spyro: Speaking of which, where is Kazooie?
Banjo: Oh, he's at home playing poker with some of the guys. He plays cheap though!
Spyro: Oh, I bet I'm cheaper!
Banjo: Alright, lets see!
Spyro: Look over there! *while Banjo looks, Spyro pockets Banjo's wallet*
Spyro: Made you look!
Banjo: Er..cheap? Whatever. Anyways, me and kazooie have been enjoying our time off from the games.
Spyro: Do you ever get paid for the games?
Banjo: Er..no -_-; Kazooie once attacked one of the cameramen, so we had to sign a contract that we starred in the games, and they wouldn't file a lawsuit.
Spyro: Sounds like a good deal. Do you have any hobbies?
Banjo: Yeah, I'm a pretty good surfer, and I like playing poker with the guys too.
Spyro: I see. Do you actually play the banjo?
Banjo: Pft! No! What kind of loser plays the banjo!?
Spyro: *ahem* *points to United Banjo Playing Society (UBPS) in the back of the audience*
Banjo: Oh...ouch. *waves at UBPS in hopes of forgiveness*
Spyro: Those banjo players are a pretty unforgiving bunch. *whispers* You can leave through the back exit*
Banjo: Phew! Thanks a lot Spyro!
Spyro: *fingering wallet behind back* Sure, anytime. So, that backpack of yours, what do you keep in there when Kazooie isn't around?
Banjo: Well, I don't really keep anything in it, but I do occassionally put something in there now and then, like a camera or ipod or something.
Spyro: Oh, are you a photographer?
Banjo: Yeah, I take the occassional photograph now and then. I like nature scenes, but I'm more of a music person.
Spyro: Really, what music do you like? Do you like rap
? *loads gun behind back*
Banjo: No way! *Spyro pockets gun* I like rock.
Spyro: Oh, me too. Hmm...er...Why do you have a tooth hanging around your neck?
Banjo: Oh, I saw it at a flea market once. I thought it looked nice and I bought it.
Spyro: You bought it at a flea market?
Banjo: Yeah, from some creepy one eyed pirate guy.
Spyro: o_O What'd he say when you bought it?
Banjo: Hmmm. I think he said "I'll kill you if I ever see you wearing this!"
Spyro: Um, that's weird..o_O You do know that we're on T.V. right?
Banjo: We are!? Oh God, this could be ba-
*Back door burst open to reveal one eyed pirate*
Spyro: *laughing* Wow, you're screwed.
Banjo: Wait, I can leave through the front! *UBPS member cracks knuckles* ......eep!
Spyro: So, what now?
Banjo: Well, I still have my backpack...
Spyro: Pft! What's that going to do?
*Banjo presses button on wristwatch and his backpack turns into a jet pack*
Spyro: Oho, I see where this is going! *presses button on chair, reinforcing the ceiling with steel*
Banjo: Oh...in that case...
*Banjo flies through wall, with one eyed pirate and UBPS members close behind him*
Spyro: Well, I guess that's all...Once again one of the interviewees has ruined our set. On the plus note, I have Banjo's Wallet ^_^....Well, see you next time!
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