*opening music comes on, Speedy in tux walks out onto floor*
Speedy: Hey peoples, and welcome to our NEW and improved set. *set looks strangely familiar to Oprah’s, except with large flashing banner that reads “Speedy”*
Speedy: You see, after my last interview I got promoted to something-or-other, and I got this new set. Something about the cameraman saying he accidentally sent it in to Comedy Network, I dunno. He’s gone a bit insane in the membrane after the whole Mutant Library Paste contract. *casts nervous look behind camera*..............Anyways, we’re here LIVE, from Oprah- I mean TDR’s new studio, interviewing our special guest, Fox!!!!
Fox: Hi. *jitter*
Speedy: Hey, Fox. Before we begin, I‘d just like to say that when I was a young child, you were my idol.
Audience- Awwwwww...
Fox: *mutters* well that’s just creepy. SOOO, seen any of my new video releases on the web yet?
Speedy: Oh yea! Definitely, the one where you’re at Talon’s ranch playing the chicken game, and you accidentally sniper Malon in frustration.
Malon: I resent that!!
*several well aimed bottles of Moo Moo Milk and one pissed-off chicken later*
Speedy: So, any new adventures lately?
Fox: Oh yea, we were in Sector X playing Virtual Dungeons and Dragons, and Star Wolf came and killed of Slippy.
Speedy: Noooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Slippy fan club: *sobs*
Fox: -Wipes eyes.- Sniff.... His +8 armor just wasn’t enough.
Speedy: o.O
Fox: He didn’t stand a chance against Dark Paladin lvl. 21....
Speedy: You’re a nerd, aren’t you.
Fox: I know I am but what are you!!!
Speedy: Oh Yea? Well you’re just jealous cause the voices only talk to ME!!!
Fox: Your mother!
*several Beam Swords appear and SSB music plays*
*3 minutes, 2 sucker punches and a partridge in a pear tree later*
Speedy: Ok, it’s a tie, but we really should get back to the interview.
Fox: I concur....
Speedy: Ok, so among the other Nintendoland residents, whose your favorite?
Fox: I have to say Peach. She makes good use of her footstools!
*suddenly Oprah runs onto stage with a can of pepper-spray, a jar of peanut butter, and toxic waste*
Oprah: You ruined my stage, Speedy!!! Face my wrath!!! *pepper-spray flies up to head level, and toxic waste and peanut butter mix after shattering on the floor*
Cameraman: * insert bad phrase here* toxic peanut butter!! AHHHH!!!
Fox: This is too uncool for my total hipness, yo, I’m calling my Arwing. *clicks starter button on key, and a large BOOOOM accompanied by echoes from above*
Speedy: *clutching eyes to avoid being pepper-sprayed* You might not want to do that,- too late.
Fox: What?!?!?!?!
Speedy: anti aircraft guns *cough*
Slippy fan club: ROAR!!!!!
::THIS PROGRAM IS INTERUPPTED TO GIVE YOU A SPECIAL NEWS BULLETN: THE STUDIO SURVIVES, THE CAMERAMAN REAN, AND FOX BECAME UN- NERDTASTIC:::
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