Spyro: Well, we're here tonight at yet another studio to hold another interview. Budgets are really running low, so Speedy's been out on the streets picking coins out of the gutters.
Speedy: No I'm not! I'm right here--
Spyro: Is it really necessary to say "hey" twice?
Crash: Yes....it is.
Spyro: Oh, in that case...Anyways..um..whats it like to be you?
Crash: You know, these interviews are really going down hill. Thats the best you can think of?
Spyro: Oh, fine! Have you battled any villians lately?
Crash: Oh yeah! Tons! There was Dr Cortex...um....actually, no. Just one.
Spyro: So your main foe is an old man suffering from baldness whose only purpose in life is to kill you?
Crash: Er...yup. Pretty much.
Spyro: Video game plots really are failiing....However, I notice you have a pretty awesome hair style going? Whose your stylist?
Crash: Er...guys don't have hair stylists, remember?
Spyro: Oh...right. So do you have a bunch of awesome gadgets left over from your adventures?
Crash: Er...at one time. I kind of crashed the plane into a elementary school, I managed to blow up the military car by doing burnouts on my neighbors lawn, and the rest of the stuff is all in a giant heap in my garage.
Spyro: Er..why were you doing burnouts in your neighbors lawn.
Crash: Oh. He had told me to "settle down", so I decided to ruin his lawn.
Spyro: Well...we've all been there before...I think.
Crash: Definitely!
Spyro: So whats the deal with those "Wumba Fruit"? Do they give you powers or something?
Crash: Well, originally they were there to satisfy the vegatarians who were playing the game, but the game producers decided to put thousands of them in the game, making them useless. So now we just collect them and throw them at people.
Spyro I see. Do you have any special talents or abilities?
Crash: Well, I suppose I have a few. I can pretty much drive any vehicle you put in front of me.
Spyro: Oh really? How about this one? *places scooter in front of Crash*
Crash: What the hell is this?
Spyro: Its a scooter. You know, like the ones 4th graders ride in the middle of busy streets?
Crash: A scooter? Who came up with that name?
Spyro: I really don't know. They were really popular a few years back though. But I guess they are good for some things.
Crash: Oh, I'll tell you what they're good for! *picks up scooter and hurls it at Speedy*
Speedy: x_x ouch!
Spyro: Well, if you were picking up coins like you were supposed to, it wouldn't have happened!
Crash: *nods*
Speedy: Grrrr!
*Several minutes of intense glaring and a long staring match later*
Spyro: I suppose I should start the interview again...Do you think you are a nice guy, Crash?
Crash: To some extent. Though I do believe that mugging the guy who greets you with a "Yo, yo! Sup my dawg?" is definitely necessary.
Spyro: I'd have to agree with you on that. New Language is pretty creepy these days...Hmm, earlier in this interview you mentioned your main rival is Dr Cortex...how does he try to defeat you?
Crash: Well, he covers all the basics. Traps, precariously placed TNT boxes, thousands of cronies that you only need to step on to beat, as well as the occassional bottomless pit. He does sometimes get creative though...He once made a clone of me called Crunch...but his upper torso was so big that he fell when ever he leaned over...
Spyro: Sounds like its pretty easy for you to beat him, then.
Crash: Yeah...But I did hear a rumor though. I heard that old Dr Cortex was rigging up a super laser to use to attack me.
Spyro: *suddenly nervous* A super laser...eh? I can't imagine at what perfectly coincidental time will he unleash it? *starts mentally counting down from 10*
Crash: hey, neither can I!
*Wall explodes to reveal Dr Cortex and his super laser*
Spyro: *groans* I had a feeling. -_-;
Crash: Shouldn't you run?
Spyro: Nah...just go...do what you do when this kind of stuff happens...
Crash: Alright, bye! *runs out back door, away from Cortex*
Spyro: What a hero....-_-;...Well, I'll see you all again sometime...Maybe I'll interview someone where nothing could possibly happen to the set...oh well. See you all soon!
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