Speedy: And here we are to day with another interesting interview! Please welcome are guest, Shy Guy, from the Yoshi Story series!!
-Shy guy is sitting in chair wearing a hooded sweatshirt, baggy jeans, the usual mask, and a medallion around his neck-
Shy guy: Foshizzle my nizzle y’all homefrys!
Speedy: Uh..... nice bling?
Shy guy: Straight from the hood, ya’ll! This medallion right here is 24 karat copper, yo!
Speedy: Uhh..... right. So, have you taken out any Yoshi’s recently?
Shy guy: Ya-huh! Jus’ the othuh day a Yoshi come up to me all swaggerin’ in his new Cadllilac Exculed0e, and was like, “Nice ride shrimpy!” And I was all, “Yea, check out this NASTY new 1994 Ford Taurus! Lightning’ Black, oh yea!” And he stares and says “Looks more like Rust Brown to me.” And I scared him so much that he wen' and drove himself right off that cliff cause he was too scared ta' turn.
Speedy: Oh yeah, that was in the paper! Wait....that was a suicide!!!
Shy guy: That’s what they want you to think!!!
Speedy: Oooook. Oh god, why couldn’t I interview someone normal like Captain Falcon!
Shy guy: What was that!?
Speedy: I like blue on my napkin’s Talcum!
Shy guy: Oh. Me too!
Speedy: Anyways, why do you always wear a mask?
Shy guy: Acne. I have major acne.
Speedy: So, you wear a mask??? Isn’t that a little..... crazy?
Shy guy: Maybe. I was voted most likely to be sent to the Asylum in High School.
Speedy: That explains a lot. So, have you ever done any SERIOUS bad guy work? Like, Ganondorf level?
Shy guy: Well, there was that one time, when a Yoshi jumped on my head, and I kinda sneezed, and he laughed himself to death.
Speedy: O_O’ Well, there you have it folks, the truth behind Shy guy: A Gangster *cough*–wannabe-*cough* with acne, a 1994 Ford with rust, hilariously poor evil record, and a copper medallion!!! See you guys, next time, I have a plane to catch!
Shy guy: Bye bye! Uh, I mean, Peace out my brothers and sisters!
-Speedy hops into his car, and nods to the sharpshooters guarding the roof to leave-
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