Speedy: Hey everyone, and welcome back to another famous interview, with your super awesome funky host, -
Navi: Erm.... I thought you were Speedy though?
Speedy: -holds up small picture of a flyswatter next to belt-
Navi: HA HA JUST KIDDING!!!! REALLY! PLEASE! 0_o
Speedy: That’s what I thought! So, in the classic adventure, with the Ocarina of Time, how did you come to be Link’s partner?
Navi: Master.
Speedy: Ok. Master?
Navi: I came to be his master because that Tree Guy told me to.
Speedy: And did you become deep friends with Link?
Navi: Linkaxamillion?
Speedy: Gezundheidt! ^^
Navi: No, that’s his name. He shortened it up.
Navi and Speedy: Oh. That’s...... quite..... the..... name.... AHAHAHAHAHA HA HAHAHA HA HAAAAA! OH MY GOD! AHAH, AHAH, AHAH, HAAAA! *clears throat*
Navi: Gets me every time....
Speedy: So, do you think there are any benefits to being so small?
Navi: Of course! I can lodge in people’s hats, swordfight with bugs, fly wicked fast, pickpocket Link.... er, I said throw rocks at minks!!!!!! And, um, that’s it.
Speedy: So what do you have to say to the fact that you have no personal life?
Navi: Sorry?
Speedy: Yea, my sources tell me that you’ve never gone on a date in your life, all you do is watch reruns of Whose Line is it Anyways-
Navi: Ohh, not ALL the time. But Colin Mochery’s pretty funny.
Speedy: Naw, I’ve always Ryan Stiles. Classic, he has the best one-liners.
Navi: Says you! Look at those horrible blue shoes though! They’re ugly, ugly!
Speedy: This coming from someone who is HOW tall?
Navi: -gasp- You monster!
Speedy: -hands a ‘four dollar bill’ with a Picture of Spyro on the front-
Navi: (Under breath) suuucker
Speedy: So, are you actually BETTER than Link at anything?
Navi: Pie eating!
Speedy: WT*? You’re a five-hundredth of his size!!!!
Navi: He’s allergic to pie.
Speedy: THE HUMANITY!!!! –hits button on chair- Sorry woman, you can’t say that on the internet!
-FCC Agents pile into the studio-
Navi: -shakes up bottle of soda- You’ll never catch me now! Pasta la pizza, baby! Adidas! –turns to Speedy- That means goodbye!
-kicks off bottle cap, launches towards roof-
Navi: -bottle runs out, slowly falls to the ground-
FCC Agents: -pull out flyswatters-
Speedy: And there you have it, the show’s over! Till next time, this is umm..... The Interview Show!
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