Speedy: Hello, and welcome to another awesome interview with your host- Speedy! Today we have a special New Years of 2007 interview with our favorite enemy eating dinosaur- Barney!
Yoshi: -walks in-
Speedy: O_O What happened to Barney?
Yoshi: Indigestion. ‘Tommy’ was really a spy from ABC trying to eliminate PBS’s only program without pledge commercials every second... We warned him not to eat him... but he swallowed him, Glock and all.
Speedy: >_>
Yoshi: He’ll be ok! Well, I’m sure the viewers will be shocked, them being 3 and all....
Speedy: -hides Barney t-shirt beneath jacket- So! I hate to ask this, but what IS that thing on your back? A steak?
Yoshi: Oh, that’s a saddle for Mario to ride on!
Speedy: Made of steak?
Yoshi: No, just a saddle.
Speedy: o_o So it’s NOT a steak. Not meat. Not even kosher?
Yoshi: NO!
Speedy: Alright, alright, jeesh. So uh, why do you even LET Mario ride on your back? Isn’t he like, 600 pounds?
Yoshi: yes, well, now he can only ‘saddle up’ during lent. That fat –censored- gave me permanent scoliosis!
Speedy: And what about Baby Mario? Do you ever get tired of him crying?
Yoshi: You didn’t finish the game, did you.
Speedy: Well, not EXACTLY, but close enough.
Yoshi: World 3?
Speedy 2.
Yoshi. Well, er, it didn’t end the way we thought it would...
--clip rolls--
-Yoshi is tiredly climbing the highest peak, through blizzards, torrential rains, and bug infested forests.-
Baby Mario: Move it along, blubber nose! We haven’t got till ’08!
Yoshi: >_< I’m going as fast as I can!
Baby Mario: Next time I’m renting a cab.
Yoshi: OH NO YOU DON’T! NO! There will BE no next time! –grabs Baby Mario and hawks off cliff-
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*THUD*
Yoshi: O_O
Mario: Luigi! A look, it’s-a Yoshi! But a-where is-a mi baby?
Yoshi: *runs*
Mario: LUIGI! GET-A ME GUN-A!
--end clip--
Speedy: And there you have it folks! The true story behind Yoshi’s Island!
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