Spyro: Welcome everyone again, to another amazing and in depth interview....sorta!
Today I'll be interviewing someone everyones talked about, knows and loves, Link!
Spyro: So Link, welcome to the show!
Link: Show...? I thought this was a website..you know..The Dragon Realms?
Spyro: Roll with me here.
Link: Oh fine!
Spyro: Hey Link, what do you think about those Gorons?
Link: Well, considering Darunia is my "brother" and they gave me bombs. I have to
say I really like them. Plus, if anyone I don't like is around, they can curl into
a spiked ball and run them over! How cools that!?
Spyro: No wait! I mean cool! That must be cool!
Link: Yeah. They throw good parties too.
Spyro: *breathes sigh of relief* Must be fun. So Link, whats this whole situation with
Hyrule? It seems that in every game, Hyrule has a different landscape.
Link: Huh? Like you think that it just magically changes? Did it ever occur to
you that Hyrules larger than one games boundry.
Spyro: Yeah, makes sense. Also, how do you feel about Zelda? Is she annoying?
Link: Well I'm glad you asked. Shes really annoying and whines a lot. I mean she may
be all-powerful and whoever marries her is heir to the thrown, but shes still annoying and I don't like her much.
Spyro: Umm...ok. You do know that Zelda's going to be reading this, right?
Link: !!! Oh....oops..This could be painful in the near future.
Spyro: Aye. -_-; So also, do you like your horse, Empona?
Link: Like her!? Shes the best horse I've ever had! How many horses will jump across
a giant canyon with a raging river below? Or how many will jump over fences to
bring you into some type of evil lair?
Spyro: Not many I guess. Isn't she the only horse you ever had?
Link: -_- yeah. Buts shes still awesome.
Spyro: So um, in your two oracle adventures, you get to pick a companion. Whom
do you prefer over the others? Moosh, Dimitri, or Ricky?
Link: Hmm. Its a pretty tough choice. Moosh is so dang fat that he cant lift 5 feet
off the ground dispite his freakishly tiny wings. Ricky is cool. I mean, how many
kangaroos do boxing?!
Spyro: Not many really.
Link: Of course. And finally Dimitri. Hes quite fun to ride on. Its real fun
to snap at enemies and climb waterfalls. Overall though, I have to say Moosh. His
incredible size allows him to kill enemies by sitting on them...and he flies! Can't
beat that really.
Spyro: No you can't I guess. So also, hows the whole instrument thing going? I've
seen you play a guitar, bongos, an ocarina, and even bagpipes!
Link: Hmm. In my spare time I play guitar. I enjoy that the most really. It sure
is a lot better than the whole stupid ocarina thing. And those bagpipes are so
freaking annoying! The bongos are ok though.
Spyro: I see. I can't say I like bagpipes much either. They're kind of high-pitched.
Link: I'm glad you agree with me. Wait... Kind of!? The things sound like a freaking
screech owl!
Spyro: Gee. I don't think all the Scotish people reading this like you much.
Link: Well it is true!
Spyro: Well finally, how do you feel about being a mere game character?
Link: Mere...game character...?
Spyro: You know, Shigeru Miyamoto. The nintendo guy?
Link: Nintendo...?
Spyro: You know, your just a game character, not real.
Link: Not real!? Not REAL!? What do you mean! Does this look unreal to you?!
*Slaps Spyro*
Spyro: *rubbing face* ow..No..
Link: Exactly.
Spyro: Well, its been great, but were out of time. See you next time were will have
another in depth show!
Link: Its an interview....a text document! Not A TV show. Not some movie. Your not
famous, just trying to be funny in a poor attempt.
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