Spyro: Hey everyone! Once again, I'm here to give you a behind the scenes look at
one of your favorite video game characters. It took me awhile to track this one
down, so here he is....Tails!
Spyro: Hey Tails, how're you doing?
Tails: Pretty good Spyro, pretty good. I've been stopping evil and making the world
a better place!
Spyro: Isn't that kind of..Sonic's job?
Tails: No! Sidekicks can save the world too!
Spyro: Um....right..sure. Anyway, what are your hobbies?
Tails: Well, I enjoy flying, building planes, and reading technical manuals...that is
besides helping Sonic save the world.
Spyro: I see. By "helping" you mean whining like a three year old?
Tails: Oh no way! The Sonic Heroes game staff just screwed with my voice recording.
*sniff* lousy pranksters.
Spyro: Ah. So, you can fly right?
Tails: Oh yeah! I can fly really high! *Flies up*
Spyro: Yeah, thats really high...wait watch out for the!
*Crash!*
Spyro: -_- That's coming out of my salary.
Tails: *Shaking off dizziness* What salary!? Your completely broke!
Spyro: Why else do you think I'm doing this?!
Tails: Oh..Point made.
Spyro: Oh well. So your a good mechanic?
Tails: You bet! I can fix anything..except that light I just hit.
Spyro: Oh..figures..
Tails: Sorry, I'm afraid of heights.
Spyro: Wait but....wha? Uh..bu..nevermind. You couldn't just fly up their and fix
it?
Tails: Nope. Never figured out how those lightbulbs worked.
Spyro: Its easy! Take this lightbulb, fly up their, unscrew the remains of that
lightbulb, and screw this one in!
Tails: Um...how about..no?
Spyro: Ugh! Fine! So, I've seen your X Tornado flying thing. Hows that work?
Tails: Well it's pretty complex but..
Spyro: Go ahead! I'm all ears! *slips on headphones and turns on Ipod*
Tails: Well. First I rerouted the wiring of a miniture jet plane. And then I...
~Several Hours Later~
Spyro: ZZZZzZzzzzzzzz......
Tails: And their you have it, thats how you cure the common cold, build a atom bomb,
as well as build an X Tornado!
Spyro: How interesting...
Tails: I know! Its AMAZING!
Spyro: Hmm. Whats your opinion on um...Robot Cruelty? *Tries to act intelligent*
Tails: What an excellant topic! Well you see...
Spyro: *Groans* Not again....
Tails: What'd you say?
Spyro: Um I said, I have a hen!
Tails: So um, where is it?
Spyro: At..my..er...house?
Tails: Whatever...
Spyro: Yes, indeed, my house.
Tails: Umm...ok. So whats your next interview question thing.
Spyro: I don't know.. You've managed to screw up every question I've asked you.
Tails: Oh...-_-
Spyro: I know!
Tails: What?
Spyro: Lets buy some yogurt!
Tails: Sure!
*Spyro and Tails walk away*
Spyro: Your paying for it though, right?
Narrator: Wait!? What am I supposed to do? Theres no more interview? That means I
don't get payed....aww this sucks!
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