Speedy- Hey everybody, welcome to another hit interview, but this time with a co-co-co-co-star, Daisy!
Daisy- ^_^ Hi people!!!
Speedy- So, in one of the latest Nintendo Sports series you play tennis, how was it?
Daisy- ^_^ I guess it was OK, but those idiots in charge of instant replay didn’t catch my angle right, and they edited Peach’s teeth to look whiter!!
Speedy- I see you’re feeling a little jealous.
Daisy- ^_^ I am not jealous, in fact, I bet Peach was SO jealous that she hired those morons to freshen her up.
Speedy- Why do you keep smiling like that??
Daisy- ^_^ It’s a secret recipe that Tour-guide Barbie lent to me.
Speedy- *mutters*
Daisy- O_O What was that??
Speedy- Nothing, nothing at all. So how do you feel about Luigi?
Daisy- Well, he doesn’t break mirrors like my last princely boyfriend, and he has a nice career for a scaredy-cat.
Speedy- o.o wait a second, you think being a PLUMBER, is a NICE career.
Daisy- Well, let me put it into perspective, not everyone wants to do the job.
Speedy- Well, isn’t Mario the same, only with a nicer mustache and a little braver.
Daisy- Well come to think of it, yes.
Speedy- And Mario owns a nicer house with a Jacuzzi, and he has a bigger bedroom!
Speedy- But you can’t swap, because Peach won’t want to, and Luigi will file a lawsuit.
Daisy- Weeell, they won’t care if they can’t talk…. o_0 =D say, can I borrow a noose and a sledge hammer??
Speedy- Ahhh… The sweet smell of home construction…
Daisy- Yeaaah, that’s it, home construction…
*Daisy runs out followed by- THUNK!!!* "It’s a-me, a-Mario-oOH –sound of noose- Whoa! It’s a-me, it’s a-me, it’s a-me it’s a-" *WHAM!!!!*
Daisy- Whoops, wrong person… *runs*
Speedy- o_O <_< >_> Uh… There you have it folks, Mario is unconscious and our interviewee is a convict. O_o ~Talk shows are getting more and more random~
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