| Kirby Claims
Toad’s Words
are Racist
Kirby in an offensive display opposes Toad strongly, cornering him about ‘racist comments’ and ‘un-equal opportunity’. Kirby also deeply regrets Toad calling him a cannibal,seeing as how he has never eaten another of his species, cannibulus marshmellowius. Kirby has made a speech on Mushroomian Cool T.V.
Here is part of it:
“My incredibly racist opponent Toad has undoubtedly, as the ‘hip’new teen-shrooms say,‘dissed and dismissed’handsome marshmallows and the pea-brained dinosaur thing. Toadapparently doesn’t carefor other race’s feelings.Cannibals have feelings too.” Kirby also notes that his sign about dinosaur hunting was to ‘control the population’…...A4
Kirby Speech
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When Mushrooms go bad….A6
Kirby proposes Cannibal nursing
home……………….............A7
Toad defends mushrooms…..A5
Toad Says Kirby uses Wig…A4
Kirby Claims Texas is Evil.....A3
Toad Beats up Paparazzi…...A9
ELECTION POLLS ON A2
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Toad Strikes Back!
Toad will not back down from
such accusations from Kirby! He'll
make sure that you are kept happy,
and he swears on the Big Book of
Mushrooms that he will do
everything in his power to make
this country a better place.
Despite harsh words from Kirby,
Toad is not racist, he merely
wishes for your safety! He fully
supports the Cannibal Nursing
Home as well. (A7) Toad himself
is a war veteran, and obviously
knows what's best for his country,
unlike a pink marshmallow or
featherbrained dinosaur! Toad
received a Purple Heart after being
wounded in battle with the
invading weeds to his backyard!
Toad, while valiant spraying weed
repellant, tripped over a root andgot a
cut on his arm, what a
trooper! Don't let anyone but Toad
be governing your lives, or disaster will surely strike! Kirbyand Mario will together exhaustthe country's food supply, due to their intense eating habits! Kirby also has fallen victim to the young “hip” culture of today! He is emotionally unstable! Yoshi willmistake any short child or midget for an evil goomba and start stomping on them, or worse - eat them whole! Do not believe their promises, for they are all lies! Kirby really wishes to eradicate every dinosaur left in this country! Toad has also helped to stop the dreaded neighboring country'sleader, Bowser! Thanks to Toad and several, *ahem*, unnamedcompanions, Bowser's tyranny has been held at bay, keeping this country happy and healthy. If all of this has not yet convinced you, then we must give you the ultimate convincing’……A5
Toad Defends Mushrooms |
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