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Kirby Questions Dino I.Q.
Kirby goes to a speech at the Mushroomian Coliseum, preparing his speech on brain power. Kirby says that all of Yoshi’s brainpower is devoted to keeping his monstrous schnoz off the floor. On the other hand I, myself, having a whole body to use as cranium space, could devote much more time to thinking about what’s best for the country….. A5
Mario Quits Campaign!!
Mario quits Kirby’s special bandwagon to spend more time with Peach. Most would want to spend the least amount of time as possible with her! God, I hope Peach doesn’t read the news!! In more breaking related news, Baby Mario takes the job, deciding that his ‘dada ain’t right for da job’ Also, In an……. A3
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Yoshi Lays Farm Fresh Eggs…….A7
Kirby’s Anatomy Shows Large Stomach Space…………………...A8
Yoshi Sells T-Shirts for Campaign
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Kirby’s Assassination Attempt by a
Toadie……………………………A9
Mario Bribed to Quit Campaign....A3
Dino I.Q. In question.....................A5
Kirby Cheats on Math Test………A4
ELECTION POLLS ON A3
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Yoshi Says Kirby Bribed Mario
Yoshi, speaking from the alley behind “One Eye’d Joe’s” the pub yesterday, said, “We have rock solid proof that Kirby did indeed bribe Mario to quit the campaign so Baby Mario could join,” It is believed by Kirby that Baby Mario’s cuteness will completely win over the elections. As for Yoshi’s rock solid proof, he has a dollar bill with Kirby’s fingerprint on it, which he claims was used in “illegal political bribes”. Yoshi neglected to mention that Kirby had loaned him that dollar for a popsicle several days before. Kirby has this to say on the matter…A3
Kirby Cheats on Math Test
Several Koopa witnesses, emboldened by Yoshi’s Koopa Protection Program (KPP), have tipped off the newspapers anonymously, saying that Kirby cheated on his math test to get good grades. These Koopas, named Brian, Joe, and Steve, said Kirby sucked up the ‘paper due to a “sneeze” and while giving it back, looked at all the answers. Angry professors are investigating and…..A4
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