Toad Reveals Shocking Information!
Toad has made it known to the public that Yoshi’s “Golden Highlighter Award” is indeed fake. “Yoshi always cheated his way through his classes,” Said Toad, a former classmate of Yoshi at Worncall University, yesterday. When Toad closely inspected the Golden Highlighter Award, he found that it was actually bronze, sprayed with Golden Highlighter Award Paint! Toad also accuses Yoshi of “forging his diploma” which also looked suspiciously……A2
Toad Assures Skeptics
Toad has made it publicly known that the “Koopa Election Scandal” is just a rumor, and no more. The Koopa Election Scandal was rumored to involve several Koopas from the terrorist organization the Black Shell, who were going to bribe and terrorize voters to vote for Toad, after Toad had said he would take extra steps to make sure all Koopas received equal rights and privileges.
Skeptics remain doubtful of this, as new evidence rolls in, that..A3
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Toad Wins Mushroom 500………A5
Nurse at Cannibal Nursing Home Mysteriously Missing……………........A4
Golden Highlighter Award Fake....A2
Kirby Grows Mullet……………...A7
Koopa Election Scandal………….A3
Yoshi Learns Alphabet…………..A6
Toad is disqualified.............A8
Yoshi Finds Mushroom Soup at Toad Residence...........A9
Kirby Crashes his ‘Stang..............A10
Speedy Totally Owned ABC Official at Tetris............................A11
ELECTION POLLS……………...A3
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Yoshi Frames Toad!
Late yesterday afternoon, Yoshi was beating up four year olds having a pleasant conversation with the usually cool-headed Mario, when he confessed. “A-mama-mia, I can’t-a hold the secret-a no-a more-a. Toad-a bribed-a me-a. He said-a he’d a-shave my-a mustachio, eh. He a-cork-a screw-ed ah the-hole-in-a-Luigi-a’s cart-a!” Yoshi quickly reported this to the officials, who gave the award to Luigi. He accidentally ate it in his pasta.
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