Hey Mushroomian people!!
Do you want someone strong, brave, and handsome running for president? Sorry, Tom Cruise is too busy dissing other female celebrities. But we DO have a reasonable replacement! Kirby!!! Kirby even has the appropriate hairstyle for it too! (Remodeled from ‘Just for Cannibalistic Presidential Marshmallows’) As seen below!
Kirby also maintains a very tight and demanding schedule, as seen below too.
Kirby loves to greet his fans, but unfortunately some of the crazier ones put a restraining order on him, just for handing out hugs!!
Now as you may know, Kirby is very athletic, saving many galaxies and taking on ornery health inspectors! Let’s see Kirby playing his favorite sport.
As you know, Kirby is human… err…. Marshmallow…. But anyways it is part of his nature to get a little frustrated.
Anyways, it is either that dysfunctional mushroom, ancient dinosaur with fruit-for-brains, or that ketchup guy. Plus, he’s not from Texas.
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