He's the man..er fungus, you always come to for help, he's helpful, caring and commonly mistaken for a footstool. Who is this mystery mushroom? He's Toad! Yes, your favorite little Polka-Dotted mushroom is running for the Mushroom Kingdom's province of Portabella! He is himself a resident of the Mushroom Kingdom, he always abides the rules, and is of course, a great tea party table! If you have a problem, come to Toad! He's a roll-model to kids(they frequently roll him down the hill on the playground) and he even tells great jokes! Want to have the
right person...er...mushroom governing your life? Then Elect Toad!
Toad is very organized when it comes to his job. He also campaigns while at work! Look at his shirt, no mustard or coffee stains either! He is a first rate businessman!
Not only is Toad organized and stylish, but he also owns his own racing kart, which he races every Sunday!
Toad will stand up for others and protect them from all sorts of perils!
Toad knows whats best for the Mushroom Kingdom. Vote Toad, unless you want a marshmellow that eats anything in sight in charge of your tax dollars, or a dinosaur which, though survived the test of millions of years, still remains a wild dinosaur with no means of real language. Would you want a dinosaur to be rambling on, eating his cabinet, and not making any progress? If you do, then you don't deserve to live in this country. Go fly to France or Cuba or something.