We’ve all heard about it. The Mushroom Kingdom is falling into a decline. Houses are burning, crops failing alien gargoyles with plastic ducks for heads are inva- well, actually, the Mushroom Kingdom is just eating unhealthier: and they plan to ignore it!! To start off, Yoshi has decided to take this under his, err, saddle, and as soon as he is elected rightful president, he will start the nation-wide Pound Peekers diet. In this utterly tasteful quote, hear his true plans: “Yoshi, yohi yo yos hyung hung-ku kabosi Yoshi!!!!” He has an amazing way with words, doesn’t he? In fact, there is no more intelligent of a leader (Toad’s just a mushroom-head, and Kirby’s always full of hot air, or goomba occasionally) with him having a PhD in the Use of Highlighters course at Worncall University. Also, Yoshi will stand up for Goomba’s rights- they’re tired of being stepped on!! Also, Yoshi promises mandatory fruit barrels at EVERY stop sign, free kumquats, and the optional removal of saddles for Yoshis- now only $18.99!!! Vote now and get a free* myPod!!
Yoshi sure has his priorities, unlike some other candidates. He knows how to protect the goob....er...goombas!
Here we see Yoshi graduating at Worncall University, getting the Golden Highlighter Award! Not many have that type of achievement under their belt....or shell...
As you can see, Yoshi is obviously the best candidate, so vote Yoshi, or he’ll make you eat Koshi!
*When we say free, we mean after you give us a cool $200.*
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